FUNNY ANSWERS
A girl came home from school. Her mother
asked, “Dear how was your first day at school?”
And
the girl replied, “First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?”
FUNNY ANSWERS OF KIDS:
Q:
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A:
It barked with de-light!
Q:
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A:
Because it’s too far to walk!
Q:
What must you do before you get board a bus?
A:
Get on it!
Q:
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A:
The word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
Q:
Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A:
A taxi driver.
Q:
What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
A:
A zebra caught in a revolving door!!
Q:
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A:
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Q:
What did the pig say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A:
That’s the end of me…
Q.
What happens when you throw a black cat in the red sea?
A.
It gets wet.
Q:
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A:
Because it was not peeling well!
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